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Darren
Darren
Oh. My. God. Seriously? Just gives further proof to my theory that airports attract crazies.
What an incredible story ... mad, bad, crazy, it defies me! Can you imagine if the had a seat next to him and wanted to go to the loo!
There's a plane at JFK, to fly you back from far away
all those dark and frantic transatlantic miles
all those dark and frantic transatlantic miles
I have just seen the 2 women on the news, talking about how they believed he was asleep, and not dead. Buggest pair of fruit cakes I have seen in a long time.
Did they ask if they could use his duty free allowance?
Huzzah for International Jet-setting !
Who would have got his miles?
/Bad Taste (Sorry.)
/Bad Taste (Sorry.)
Neil wrote:I have just seen the 2 women on the news, talking about how they believed he was asleep, and not dead. Buggest pair of fruit cakes I have seen in a long time.
Cue Monty Python Dead Parrot sketch.
"He's not dead, he's only resting..."
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Darren
Darren
Darren Wheeler wrote:Neil wrote:I have just seen the 2 women on the news, talking about how they believed he was asleep, and not dead. Buggest pair of fruit cakes I have seen in a long time.
Cue Monty Python Dead Parrot sketch.
"He's not dead, he's only resting..."
^) ^)
Inflight movie was "Weekend at Bernie's"
YNWA
Why is it that nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to air travel?
I often read a strange story in the paper and say - Well I wouldn't have done that but I can sort of understand how it happened. This is definately not one of those occasions!
A purple boarding card, pre-booked cowshed treatment, glass of T10 with lime, a proper amenity kit, packet of polos and a Freedom Menu please!
Jacki
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Jacki
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Jacki wrote:I often read a strange story in the paper and say - Well I wouldn't have done that but I can sort of understand how it happened. This is definately not one of those occasions!
Now, I am agog. Do tell me ): .
There's a plane at JFK, to fly you back from far away
all those dark and frantic transatlantic miles
all those dark and frantic transatlantic miles
Apologies - my mother would be very disappointed at my misuse of the English language!
A purple boarding card, pre-booked cowshed treatment, glass of T10 with lime, a proper amenity kit, packet of polos and a Freedom Menu please!
Jacki
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Jacki
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Jacki wrote:Apologies - my mother would be very disappointed at my misuse of the English language!
But immensly proud at your drinking ability as well as being able to use 96KG of UC allowance and still need more !
:X
Huzzah for International Jet-setting !
My talents in a nutshell - when's the next social y)
A purple boarding card, pre-booked cowshed treatment, glass of T10 with lime, a proper amenity kit, packet of polos and a Freedom Menu please!
Jacki
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