Wanting to speed your way through security?

Then simply take your trousers off rather than emptying them, see here .

That would require an entire restocking of my underwear drawer (which MrsPJH would view as no bad thing) :w

Why not, sounds like a good idea.

As long as i'm not behind the bloke who has unfortunate underwear stains or worse, has gone commando! :0 :0 :$ :$

That would require an entire restocking of my underwear drawer (which MrsPJH would view as no bad thing) :w

Didn't your mother always tell you to make sure you had clean underwear on?

That would require an entire restocking of my underwear drawer (which MrsPJH would view as no bad thing) :w

Didn't your mother always tell you to make sure you had clean underwear on?

It is of course clean as a whistle - even though the number of bus related accidents in the security queues at Stansted and Edinburgh is low - just less than fashionable...

I am clinically insane because i think this is great!!!

The only think stopping me utilising this is the fact thatit's probably going to be chilly and my father just might give me a cold should i could freeze a leg of lamb in!!

What a nutcase... how brilliant!!