Greetings from LHR Clubhouse!

Super fast check in today, no queue in the security channel, had bought newspaper, book and got sat in the window seat in the lounge within 15 minutes.

Just waiting for 11.30 to roll by so can order some food. And maybe a cheeky cocktail.....

Splendid.

You mean you haven't ordered a cocktail already?? :0

Thought I'd kick off with a coffee - still got 90 minutes before I'm called. Plenty of time!

A what?

A 'coffee' you say?

Not sure i've heard of that. Sounds suspiciously like a 'soft' drink to me ...

What about a treatment?

Have a goodun old boy bon voyage.

cheers

alex

I strongly suggest that you start on the bubbly very soon.

Hope you have a good flight.


Best regards

oldboy

Damn right, the clubhouse is not the place to be ordering coffee ...

ok ok!

Now a gin and tonic down and a martini cocktail on the go.

Excellent!

By the way, the wifi internet connection in here is really patchy.

[honey lamb]

*shaking her head sadly*

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! Someone doesn't know the rules about being in the Clubhouse. Cocktails must be ordered immediately on arrival in the Clubhouse and certainly well before 11:30a.m. for anyone who has a morning or early afternoon flight.

The rules regarding food are slightly more relaxed depending on the length of time taken getting to the airport but the above must be applied at all times.

Failure to observe will have you ceremoniously drummed out of V-Flyer :w

Damn right, the clubhouse is not the place to be ordering coffee ...

Unless you're Lindsay Lohan ...