This is a Trip Report from the Upper Class cabin
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Sadly I hadn't thought of the M25 traffic when I booked Monday morning flights - traffic was very bad, but we got to a deserted checkin by 9am (for an 11am VS19 - thank goodness it isn't the 9:30am flight like last winter). I had a ridculous amount of luggage - 3 suitcases and a pair of skis, but they were swiftly dealt with and soon I was on my way upstairs for a coffee with my parents (I won't see them for a while now).
I headed off to the lounge through the private security channel (people faffing as seems to be the case...). Champagne and cooked breakfast was ordered, and arrived in good time, swiftly followed by a sausage sandwich - all excellent.
I decided to check out the Galaxy Tabs - despite my waitress claiming they didn't have at the concierge desk - one was swiftly provided in exchange for my boarding pass. I had very quick play on it - seemed very nice - much smaller than the ipad, but then I find the ipad far too heavy for things like book reading. Second boarding was called so I collected my stuff, handed back the galaxy and gave them some feedback.
I meandered slowly to the gate - in fact so slowly that as I arrived they were on the radio to someone (presumably the lounge), and all I could hear was 'put a call out for Mr crispin' - I nodded at the guy on the radio and a swift 'never mind he is here' was said.
Obviously no line at all, and I was straight on board to 10A. The plane was very quiet, perhaps 2/5's full in Upper, 4/5 in PE and Y. I think they did the entire of Upper with 3 members of staff - and service was excellent, I couldn't really fault it.
I settled down having declined a large sleep suit, and after a bit of a delay we pushed back and I was basically asleep when we took off. I surfaced in time for a G+T (with lime


In the end I decided I was far too tired and wanted to get some proper sleep, so got a large sleep suit, and went to sleep for about 3 hours which wonderful.
<aside>Is it me or are the A340 suites smaller than the 747 ones - the seem shorter, and less wide with the pop-up cubby hole in an awful position compared to the 747 ones...</aside>
The rest of the flight passed relatively quickly with some email handling, photo editing from the wedding, and some entertainment watching (although the time on it was wrong, and some of the documentaries started the wrong programme...)
Landing was pretty uneventful, and the immigration hall was absolutely deserted - however as I have a visa it all takes a lot longer (more paper work and computer fiddling), so by the time I was finished there was a bit of a line for the immigration person who dealt with me ...
Priority bags didn't seem to be working well - my 3 bags came out in a pretty random positions - my skis came out at the oversize baggage spot.
The taxi driver who picked me up (No - I'm not going to use the BART with all that luggage!) was thankful for a fare - he had been waiting for 2.5 hours apparently!
Another good flight - and sadly probably my last UC flight in a while, and my last entry to the clubhouse as well - all my miles have gone, and I definitely wont renew Gold

After a ridiculous year of traveling (15 flights between LHR and SFO) finally I'm settled here
