This is a Trip Report from the Economy cabin
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Unusually there was no waiting around and we rotated from 31L straight away. It was shortly after this that the passenger in front of us (let's call him Mr D Head) began his string of annoyances. First thing first he reclines all the way back to sleep so not only can I not see the TV but he is about 3 inches from my face. Nevermind, I think, I was hoping just to sleep anyway. The dinner service comes around (again great food) and he lifts his seat up (hurrah!) only to recline it all the way back again suddenly so that the tray falls into my lap. Luckily I hadn't opened anything at this point. The FA kindly asked him to sit back up to which this was met with a huffy sigh and a glare at me.
As soon as she was gone he reclined again and then completely ignored me when I again kindly asked him to sit up so that I could eat dinner. I ended up eating it half, on half off the tray. After dinner I think that I shall have a sleep. But no, Mr Head decides this is when he wants to watch a movie and play a handheld game with the volume all the way up so that the entire back section of the aircraft can hear it. Again the FA asks if he could please turn it down a little so that other passengers can sleep. In protest to this he decides to instead shout at the game and persistently jump up and down on his seat, which means I cannot sleep. He is again asked to keep his voice down, to which he doesn't oblige.
So after about 4 hours of Mr Head I am severely moody and hope that breakfast will lift my spirits. All the way through breakfast Mr Head keeps banging hard against his seat so my tea spills everywhere (have I annoyed him in a past life???). I decide on the way to the toiler to have a word with the crew who are very sympathetic, say they know him to be a pain in the arse passenger, but cannot move him or me as the flight is full, but they give us some extra snacks and drinks to try and make up for him, which was lovely.
The end of the flight couldn't come soon enough and we made a very bumpy approach into a rainy LHR. I have never been so jetlagged!
EDIT: I meant to rate the crew 5, but did 4 by accident.