Memo to Craig Kreeger.
Dear Craig... why are your lounges so bloody nice? Do you truly appreciate the untold angst you're causing me in my deliberations over moving to BA (or not)? I mean, that ginger panna cotta was bloody delicious. And putting Bob Marley on as I was drinking a daquiri... genius. I could have been on the beach in Antigua. You really are not playing fair
As you can tell, I'm fuming. Next thing you know, I'll actually be sleeping on the plane, and that my friend will be the icing on this particular cake
In future, I would appreciate it if your staff could treat me with indifference, your food offering is bowls of gloop and curly sandwiches, the seats are corporate and uncomfortable, and my children are unwelcome. You will be saving me from untold future stress and potential lawsuits.
Yours
Disgusted of Hertfordshire
Dear Craig... why are your lounges so bloody nice? Do you truly appreciate the untold angst you're causing me in my deliberations over moving to BA (or not)? I mean, that ginger panna cotta was bloody delicious. And putting Bob Marley on as I was drinking a daquiri... genius. I could have been on the beach in Antigua. You really are not playing fair
As you can tell, I'm fuming. Next thing you know, I'll actually be sleeping on the plane, and that my friend will be the icing on this particular cake
In future, I would appreciate it if your staff could treat me with indifference, your food offering is bowls of gloop and curly sandwiches, the seats are corporate and uncomfortable, and my children are unwelcome. You will be saving me from untold future stress and potential lawsuits.
Yours
Disgusted of Hertfordshire
