quote:Originally posted by mdvipond
This just in from VS HQ:
ÒImprovements to Upper Class Drinks.
After a lengthy, comprehensive and non-existent consultation period with our most respected and regular Upper Class customers, we're proud to announce a number of improvements in our premier cabin bar service. Tanqueray Number Ten gin is to be replaced with Akvinta vodka, which is a vastly superior product, especially if you don't like gin. Grey Goose will be replaced by Tesco Value vodka and Jack Daniel's by Lidl Scotch Whisky with a barley sugar in the bottom of it. All wines will now be provided on a self-service basis from boxes on the bar; our in-house wine experts have chosen two varieties for your delectation: red and white.
In a fun twist, mixers for drinks will also now be 'self-service' thanks to the installation of a refurbished Soda Stream machine on all flights. Passengers will be invited to 'Get Busy' with the afore mentioned 'Fizzy' appliance, offering all the great tasting drinks you remember from the 80s!
We were also going to put in place similar improvements for our Freedom menu, but then realised we couldn't f**k it up any more than we already have doneÉÓ
A travesty, people; I am appalled. It's bad enough that we're being deprived of a premium gin, but how can you 'replace' it with a vodka?! They still had T10 on our flight back on Saturday - though no limes. Had I known it was on it's way out I may have savoured it a little longer. Or drunk more of it.
What next VS? How about replacing those pesky suites with nice comfy seats?
As for a petition - capital idea! Where do I sign up?
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